Defiant 7 Tyrant, Stonewashed Titanium Paper Weight/Kitchen Utensil.

The Tyrant will quickly become the centerpiece of your paper weight collection OR kitchen counter, and they'll do it with absolute authority!  This kitchen utensil features 7/8" x 1 1/8" finger holes for a sure grip, and they are big enough to fit the ham-fisted chef in your kitchen.  They are made from Grade 5 Titanium tough enough for all kinds of bad ass stuff, so more than tough enough for tenderizing your meat.  The palm rest sits just right in your hand to aid you with the tougher cuts.  

These are paper weights OR kitchen utensils.